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AFTER A LONG TIME GONE MISSING JESUSHASHERPES:VOL.21 IS HERE FOR ALL OF YOU FOLKS!
JESUSHASHERPES:VOL.21

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GAH, I'm turning into something I despise. I WATCH SHIT TV INSTEAD OF GOING OUT WHILE STUFFING MY FACE WITH ALL KINDS OF FOOD AND THEN I AM TOO TIRED FOR SEX BECAUSE OF IT.
THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. IMMEDIATELY.
SATISFAXXXIONGUARANTEED
This is the promotional video for the show I'm mostly excited about this fashion week..
You know, the one I told you about with the 80's hooker doing the walk of shame makeup and barely naked outfits at the carlsberg brewery. It's very me. Very very me.
ANDWE'LLDAZZLETHEMALL

Bronzing time baby. Come down and join me. There's techno at 2 pm, there's a grill, there are some drinks and IT'S SUMMER for god's sake. Call in sick, tell your boss you need sun otherwise you'll get depressed. This is no time to be sitting infront of a screen typing silly things so I'm off to blue skies, salty water and sweaty skins.
xoxo,
bella
ps. Best song for a day like this. Just to break it up a bit: SLEEP - DRAGONAUT
SHEWASONCESEXONLEGS



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I love when someone points out my ode to Brigitte Nielsen whenever I have my hair slicked back.
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Completely random playlist for a those staying inside working while those lucky bastards are enjoying the sun rays on their salty skins.

SOCCER+SALLAD
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God I couldn't be more excited. Let's kick those damn uptight pricks in the nuts while kicking them out of the tournament!
RIDICULOUS
I'm getting really really nervous about thursday. Every one kept telling me this shit was going to be easy but I fear the worst. I WANT TO BE AWESOME AT IT. By it i mean being a DJ. I want people to like what I am playing and not go home saying I sucked. Seriously It can't be easy. You got to time shit. You got to know what fits together.
You got to play well known stuff and weird stuff. You got to feel the vibes and make people want to stand up and go bananas. And keep them there. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On top of it all you got to be technically borderline genius.
FUCK.
Come see me fall flat and FAIL this thursday. DEBASER. Free entrance before 10pm!

