BIDDINGONTHEGOODLIFE

BTW, this one is nice right?!

WHEREI'DRATHERBERIGHTNOW:

BRONZING BABY. IT'S A LIFESTYLE.

CRAZYCATLADY

I had planned to spend my afternoon with two people that both said they would call me back later and never did. I even ditched Alex and Mike to wait for their callback. BUT NO.

I feel like such a loser hanging out with my cat on a sunny evening. Alone.

THIS FRIDAY::::::

...

 -So, what do you want as a birthday gift?

-Can i answer money?

-I was thinking more of a shoppingspree... You need clothes that aren't either old nor have holes or stains. 

-No, but seriously. Money?

-..Like a going out dress and a nice coat..Or some shoes.. or..

-Rentmoney? Please?..

-or a nice bag.. or jeans....

  THERE'S NO CONVINCING A MATERIALISTIC DAD INTO PAYING YOUR RENT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY BECAUSE YOU STUPIDLY ENOUGH CHOOSE TO SPEND YOUR LIFE AS IF YOU WERE ON CONSTANT HOLIDAY.

VEGETARIANTORTILLA

14 days left until my birthday. I don't really agree with it being something to celebrate but as long as there are gifts I'm game. 

Things I wish for:

1. money
2. money
3. money

It's going to be a long summer without work. Help this bum out. Or as the crack hoe around möllan would say:

- HAAAURRU NÅRRA KROONERR??

$?£$$$$$$$

Bills ARE PAID.

Total: 8932 kr

Result: Broke again.

Pic: Me at 16 gone fishing at Harasjömåla. 

RUBBINGITINYOURPALEFACES

I figured out a remedy for what was said below. It was cured in two simple steps:

1. Remembering that your leaving for Salvador, Brazil in a week's time. (CHECK)

2. Dusting off your summer clothes and realizing you still fit in all of them.  (CHECK)

I want to thank my dad for this trip and the bum lifestyle I'm leading for not gaining any weight this winter. 

FOODFIGHT

1.   Clay says she has a goodie bag for me.
2. I go bananas because of my love for presents, specially goodiebags.
3.  I continue going nuts and start shouting: AM GETTING A GOODIEBAG TONIGHT. Love goodiebags. goodies in a bag. Loads of goodies pact into a bag.. ?GOODIEBAG?
4. I get to work totally excited and when i get there the girls had teamed up and bought 2 BAGS OF FOOD for the poor bastard that I am!!!!!!!!
5. i start to cry.
6. I eat a slice of bread.
7. I work for 8 hours.
8. I finish work and carry my bags onto the train at 7 in the morning.

I LOVE YOU GIRLS. I can't believe how sweet and caring this gesture was. You completely amazed me and reassured my faith in humankind.  

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

DESPERATE

 Calle came by the other day for a haircut and noticed me wearing high heels and wigs lounging around at home.

'Why' was the instant question whereupon I answered 'Oh but it's comfortable'. 

I think I'm losing it. In 10 years I'll be as weird as jocelyn wildenstein but the broke version.