ABOUTTOPOOPMYPANTS

I am seriously on the verge of a nervous breakdown as soon as I start thinking about next thursday. Guess why folks?? Well I'll be on the brand new airbus close to outer space somewhere over mongolia on my way to the craziest town on earth.

TOKYO.

All I'm doing is DIYing my clothes, trying to figure out what to do with my hair, what to pack, where to go when there, learning japanese phrases, hustling up money to spend on fake eyelashes and ramen, trying to find out information on what the fuck I am going to be doing there and where the fuck we are going to live. Can you notice how nervous I am? I NEVER get this freaked out by going anywhere  but on the other hand I have never been to asia, let alone japan, and that place is just too incredibly foreign to me. I am probably going to mess up and disgrace several japanese girls and boys by doing and saying something terribly out of their ethics and morals. Like the thing with the gifts. Or how to talk to an older, or the shoe thing or the sex thing. Oh, these people are like aliens to me. And what about being two feet taller. Fuck. I am so excited.