BEELZEBUB 2.0

 Dio and I have officially moved in and it feels weird. I don't have somewhere to run and hide whenever I feel like eating chips and dip while spilling the dip on top of my chest while lying down watching top model in my solitude. I don't have somewhere to run when I need to almost surgically make my feet less disgusting (Sweden is a country of stupid assholes that hardly makes female shoes in sizes bigger than a 10/41 even though the people living there are one of the world's tallest which leaves me to wearing shoes that are too small and feet looking like ugly ass crashed cars). I can't wait until my face is less red after spending 30 minutes squeezing black heads in front of the bathroom mirror.

I can't run anymore. I am forced to show all the different unflattering sides of me and it's not because of shame or feeling like I'd lose my mojo. F.Y.I. I'm a sex kitten even with the hairiest legs on earth.

It's the loss of privacy i will be mourning soon. The loss of taking a dump for hours with a good book without feeling bad for the person having to go right after you, or fart whenever the fuck you feel like farting, or feeling like you reek and not taking a shower even though I'm pretty fucking glad I need to get my shit together for someone. Shit was getting pretty nasty...

Don't get me wrong or anything, I am insanely happy about the move, my baby and our future together.

But heck, I guess I'm just saying goodbye to my disgustingly lazy slob self. 

OLDHOME

 

STILL PACKING AND UNPACKING. 

Sorry for being boring, never going out, never taking pictures and never letting you know what I'm up to...

 

ps. I'm going to try to scan that article that was published sunday about me and my tattoos soon. 

OFFTOWORK

 

GOD please tell me how the fuck I am going to fit all my stuff into boxes???

Anyway Off to work at KLAFFBRON. The guys I've been working with this entire year have put their heads together again for tonight's mayhem H*A*M*L*E*T.

If in malmö show up!

LOPPISLOPPISLOPPIS

Jag flyttar ut och har så sjukt mycket saker, kläder och prylar att mitt hem efterliknar en hoarders (skämtar inte..). Därför är det dags att jag rensar ut, en gång för alla, och gör det på en plats alla ändå går förbi för lördagens bakisbrunch. Har du grejer du vill sälja är det bara att ställa sig bredvid mig dricka en kopp kaffe och käka lite kakor!

IMORGON MELLAN 12 - 16 PÅ KRISTIANSTADGATAN RONDELLEN!!!

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

QUESTION:

Is blue eyeshadow way too 70s housewife on coke who listens to AND likes ABBA?

LOLITA

God, how could I have missed this awesome movie for so long??!! Yesterday I watched Poison Ivy with Drew Barrymore gone white trash slut gone psychopath gone lolita. Really a shit film but you know how it goes, some shit films are more fun to watch than intellectual head ache makers. 

Anyway, I found this dude that has uploaded about 800 movies on stagevu, which means no commercials, great quality and no need to download. I've been roaming his archives while packing the last few days. . .

---------> H E R E <---------

So far I've watched:

How to make an american quilt

Jersey Girl

Slums of beverly hills

Poison Ivy

No reservations

Ok, I'll admit, I chose the shittiest films he's uploaded. But hey, I'm not wasting your time. I'm wasting mine. If that makes things better. Well well, I'm off to put make up on this face and get dolled up to celebrate P's brothers birthday. 

TOODELS!

ETTSTEGUPPSIDAN

Last saturday there was a party at the empty yard right next to me, P and his crew have been building this skatespot there for the last 6 or 7 years, Steppe Side. They revived the place this year and build an entirely new spot, 20 m from the old and here are some pictures from the benefit party. I tell you, It was F.U.N!

I'MSUCHACLASSYGIRL:

Remember when I told you I had a couple(more like 6) martini drinks before the Ivana Helsinki show? Here's me being documented having my first glass while strutting in my undies as pants:

BERLINFASHION.TV

PACKINGPACKINGPACKING

As usual, I'm in front of the world wide web instead of doing what I should. This time the to do list consists of packing my stuff into boxes and bags, washing my clothes because of a misfortune DIO made in my closet (the immense asshole that he is) and organizing my papers.

Also, my period is late, I am broke and I had a fight with P the other day. Not a good week, folks. Simply not a good week. 

Btw, does anyone else out there have a thing for the incredibly boring crackers SKY FLAKES or have I been broke too long to have lost all of my food senses?

BUT THE GOOD NEWS ARE:

P has invited me to go to TOKYO in October!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Note to self: MUST HUSTLE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

OFFTOWORK

 

I'm working at Stapelbäddsparken for the first time today and will hopefully do so for the entire weekend for that Ultra Bowl ( a skate competition) thingy. See you there? I'll be right next to the coffee pot...

 

ps. Watch Kinder am Banhof Zoo.